READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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