Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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