Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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