dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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