I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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