nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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