she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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