he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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