But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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