508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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