D3 body, D1 cock
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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