Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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