i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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