Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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