No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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