And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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