if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
birth control should be required to get into college
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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