She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have fence marks all over my body
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
