My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
