Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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