Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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