Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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