We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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