there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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