well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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