We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my being single is dangerous.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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