Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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