No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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