Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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