need another drink. this is the easiest way
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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