I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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