And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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