Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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