The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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