I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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