First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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