I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
