she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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