i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Life is so much better after having sex.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
porn star boner night. come get it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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