if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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