So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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