we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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