My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just google imaged poop.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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