was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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