Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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