i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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