Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sponge bath it is.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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