ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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