Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Randomize
