Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
