let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Farmville is her only friend.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
